:-(

It's a horrible feeling when you want to see someone and you can't.
When you want to make everything better and you can't.
When you wish you could give them a hug and you can't.
I guess I'll just have to wait....but I can't!

Trolleys and curbs do not mix....

.......especially when i'm in the trolley at the time!

Had a bit of a drunken accident on Friday kids. After spending a few hours in Clowns I was feeling pretty drunk. Graham and I stumbled off to Safeways and purchased a varied selection of goodies according to the game we had made up. This involved choosing 4 bits of paper each with various indications of what to buy, i.e. 'reduced' 'frozen' 'tinned' etc and a budget of £2 each. We did pretty well at this, only going over our £4 budget by 6p. And then we found a trolley.....I decided to get in said trolley, now for some reason we decided to take a different route home. I needed a wee so I we were looking for somewhere 'ladylike' for me to go. We noticed a dark alley between two houses (this was probably just a driveway but it was dark and we were drunk) so Graham steered me in the direction.........unfortunately the curb was higher than it looked. The trolley stopped abruptly, Graham flew over it and I landed in a heap on the tarmac. At first it seemed funny....until I realised that things were hurting quite badly and my face seemed to have taken a bashing :-s Cue the tears! While Graham came away with a just few scratches and a sore hand I managed to obtain a variety of injuries! My knees are quite cut up and were very swollen (so I was walking around like an old lady!), I have a nice big black bruise on my arm, the palms of my hands are all scabby and my face looks a bit like i've been in a fight!! So let that be a lesson to you all............don't drink drive!!!

Oh and to top it all off I got home and dropped my new star-shaped belt buckle on my foot causing a nice red dent!! Doh!!

wheel! 

ouch! 

I like pretty new things!

belt-tastic!

Rarrr!!

yO BItChEs i'M In PlYmOUth

beEN dRiNkInG WiNe ANd nOw vOdKa, LiSTeNInG to auThOrIty sONg vERy lOUd - So mUCh So thAt GrAhAm aPpEaReD SoAkINg wEt fRoM thE ShOwer in oNLY A TowEl sO He cOulD DaNcE wIth mE To iT - LOL!!!!

sorry for crazy writing :-P